maximuspaynicus asked: Y U SO KEWL?
IM NOT DAT KEWL. LOLZ. *throws down smoke bomb, somersaults and disappears*
leaving a miserable job for an awesome one

A cool gif provided by Brandon Cafferky.
One of my favorite gifts for Christmas, it is engraved with the saying: “Everything is possible when you have a little faith.”
when I successfully dodge a scheduled meeting

This one’s for you, @oajvelez.
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when the client wants to have a quick chat at 5:30



Fist bump to the cool Grace Yu for the tip on these gifs.